Thursday, March 27, 2008

Naturality of non-hetero sexuality

It’s a common claim of those in opposition to homosexuality that it is unnatural. One must then ponder as to what exactly they mean by “unnatural” – that it does not occur in nature? That it is not a product of nature? President Bush’s recent nominee for Surgeon General wrote a paper in 1991 that claimed homosexuality was unnatural because the body parts used for homosexual sex are not “complementary”, or not being used for what they were designed. (Holsinger, 2001) Dr. Holsinger presumes that using a body part for something other than its most basic function means it is unnatural. However, homosexuality and bisexuality are, in fact, evident throughout nature and have been observed in thousands of species. For the purposes of this paper, “natural” will be defined as simply “existing in or being evident in nature”. Using this workable definition of what “natural” is, homosexuality and bisexuality are perfectly natural, as they are evident in and exist in nature, throughout innumerable species and across various genera, phyla, and taxa.

“Homosexual” simply means sexual behavior between members of the same sex. Depending on species, this can mean genital penetration, courtship behavior, or any range of behaviors that a male and female might engage in, in regards to sex or upbringing of progeny. Homosexual sexual behavior is often discarded as being unnatural simply because it does not result in reproduction. This is the presumption that sex is wholly reproductive in nature. Using the same argument, it would be asinine to suggest that an infertile couple having sex is unnatural since they lack the capability to reproduce from it. Realistically, however, sex is far more often a means of recreation than a means of reproduction. Oral sex still has “sex” in its name regardless of how conducive it is to reproduction. Pair-bonding is not uncommon among same-sex partners in many species, past simply homosexual sex.

Long-term and short-term same-sex pairs are prevalent among many different animal communities. Supposedly these pairs do not reproduce, but this is not true. Roughly one-fourth of all black swans are raised by same-sex parents. (Goudarzi, 2006) Male couples will fertilize a female and take care of her until she lays the egg, then chase the female off and raise the baby bird by themselves. Similarly, female couples will allow males to fertilize them and then raise an egg together. An easier option for both male-male and female-female pairings is to chase other couples away from their nests and begin living there themselves. Couples simply stealing eggs from other nests and bringing them back to their own nest to raise has been observed as well.

Bonobo apes are a particularly interesting species in terms of sexual behavior. One hundred percent of studied bonobo apes are fully bisexual – they engage in sexual behavior with members of both sexes, for many different reasons or no reason at all. (de Waal, 1995) Bonobo apes apparently engage in less pair-bonding than other species and have sex indiscriminately with all members of their respective group. Interestingly, the majority of sexual behavior among bonobo apes is female-female sex, even more prevalent than heterosexual reproductive sex. Bonobo apes exhibit essentially the full gamut of sexual behavior – oral, anal, and vaginal stimulation by members of each sex. This is often explained away by those who claim such activity is unnatural by stating that same-sex behavior only occurs when the individuals involved were unable to find members of the opposite sex to mate with. However, such behavior has been observed when members of the opposite sex were readily available, and they simply chose the same sex instead. It seems that bonobo apes have sex for many reasons other than simply reproduction, whether it be recreation or a form of trust building.

Community dynamics play a strong role in determining the type of sexual relations that individuals within the community engage in. Joan Roughgarden in her book, Evolution’s Rainbow, argues against the idea that homosexuality goes against the grain of evolutionary sexual selection, saying instead that it is actually beneficial to many animal communities. She notes, "The more complex and sophisticated a social system is, the more likely it is to have homosexuality intermixed with heterosexuality." Many different species of apes have very complex social structures, and like the bonobo apes, rely on sexual activity between community members to cement trust between the individuals, or make up for arguments (it appears that animals have make-up sex just as much as humans), or simply to have fun. What’s important to note, however, is that these activities occur in different frequencies in different species. As noted for the bonobo ape species, it’s virtually one hundred percent bisexual. For other species, such as the Japanese macaque, about half of the population engages in sexual activity with both sexes. The different dynamics of each animal community seems to influence what types of behavior are engaged in and at what frequency. (Bidstrup, 2000)

Same-sex sexual relations have been observed among animals for thousands of years. Aristotle noted homosexual behavior among same-sex hyenas over 2300 years ago (though he mistook them for males, they were actually females, as the hyena labia looks like a penis). (Universitetet i Oslo, 2006) Only recently has sexuality studies in general, and sexuality studies in the animal kingdom become prevalent. Previously, such research was discarded as being an aberration from science with some scientists even calling homosexual behavior in nature unnatural, because supposedly it works against the species’ evolutionary benefit. However, most instances of homosexual behavior have little to no evolutionary effect, as they will often mate and reproduce before resuming homosexual relations. Interestingly, some instances of male homosexuality among animals have been shown to actually benefit the species rather than work against their evolution. Male flamingo couples will often mate with a female and then raise the chicks between the two males. Two male flamingoes can cover much more territory than a regular male-female coupling, so it’s possible for a male-male couple to raise significantly more chicks than a so-called “natural” pairing would provide. (Owen, 2004)

The New York Times published an article about two penguins at the Central Park Zoo who have been a male homosexual couple for over six years. A common question against animal homosexuality is, “Why don’t we observe it in zoos?” Well, to put it simply, it is observed in zoos. Their zookeeper noted that at one point, the pair seemed so keen on raising a chick, that they attempted to incubate a rock. Upon seeing this, the keeper gave the couple a fertilized egg and allowed them to care for it. (Smith, 2004) Penguins have a very intricate form of egg incubation involving transferring of the egg from one partner to another to keep the egg warm. (Oehler, 2005) These penguins followed each of these intricate steps the same as a heterosexual couple would. Similarly, the zookeeper notes that there are two young male penguins who are showing courting behavior. Once again, penguins have a very intricate series of steps in the courtship ritual. This includes the penguins bowing to each other, ringing their necks together, and rubbing their bills. There seems to be no apparent differences between male-male coupling of penguins and male-female coupling (besides, of course, the differences in sex). Zookeepers in Germany attempted the animal equivalent of conversion therapy on their three male-male penguin couples by bringing in an excess of females for them to breed with (playing off the idea that animals make homosexual couplings for lack of females to mate with). Not surprisingly, their attempts were utter failures. (2005 Ananova)

Indeed, it seems that homosexual activity among penguins is not confined to male-male relationships. The same Central Park Zoo had a female-female couple that exhibited much of the same behavior as the now-famous male-male couple. They found a rock and treated it as an egg, incubating it and trading it off between them. Interestingly, the egg fostered by the male-male couple hatched a few years ago is now in a female-female relationship that has lasted over the course of multiple mating seasons. (Miller, 2005)

Opponents to the idea of homosexuality being natural attempt to explain its prevalence by many different means. One such claim is that the individual animals involved in homosexual behavior had a case of “mistaken identity” – essentially that they incorrectly identified the partner they are attempting to mate with as a member of the opposite sex. This is easily discounted in the cases of species with very obvious differences, such as peacock males with very vibrant plumes as opposed to peacock females that are typically a muted brown or gray. This is also discounted in evidence of animals involved in masturbation or oral sex, as the acts of penetration or mounting never occur, so there can be no possibility of mistaking their partner as the wrong sex. They are not attempting to mate or breed, they are simply engaging in sexual activity, which seems to be common for many reasons other than breeding. In a study of Tree Swallows, the researchers observed much male-to-male contact, and specifically examined the possibility of this “mistaken identity” theory. They noted, “While mistaken identity may explain why male 42 was pursued, it does not explain why he did not resist the copulation attempts and cloacal contact.” (The Wilson Bulletin) While mistaken identity might explain some instances of homosexual behavior, it certainly cannot be used to explain all, or even most, observed behavior.

Similar to this idea is that body parts used for reasons other than their reproductive functions means it is an unnatural use. The aforementioned study by Dr. Holsinger, titled “Pathophysiology of Male Homosexuality” makes precisely this claim. He notes that men and women have “complementary” body parts and that anal sex between men is unnatural because the rectum has no “natural lubrication”. (Holsinger, 2001) This, again, is relying on an extremely narrow definition of what “natural” means. Certainly, the rectum’s main use is not to be the receptive part in sex, but that does not mean it is unnatural to use it for such purposes. In fact, the anus has a high concentration of nerve endings, and both men and women alike find pleasure in anal stimulation. A study done at the University of Padua in Italy showed that the brain activated different regions during anal stimulation intended for pleasure and painful electric stimulation. During pleasurable stimulation, the brain responded accordingly – the primary sensory cortex (or S2 region of the brain) showed increased activity below a certain threshold and then above a certain threshold that activity moved to a separate area of the brain. This study showed that the brain naturally responds pleasurably to anal stimulation. (Lotze, et al. 2001) While, obviously, the anus is not designed for procreation, it does appear to be designed to respond favorably to stimulation. However, it certainly is part of human nature to seek out that which is pleasurable, and if anal stimulation is naturally pleasurable, then seeking out anal stimulation must also be natural.

Another explanation of homosexuality occurring in nature is that it becomes increasingly apparent in populations that are simply becoming too large. The problem with this hypothesis is that it gives no mechanism for how homosexuality becomes prevalent in a given population. Something simply being necessary in nature does not make it automatically take form. Further, this goes directly against other explanations of why homosexuality becomes prevalent such as the hypothesis that there is a lack of mates to be found. Some people have suggested that there are too few mates to be found; this suggestion says that there are too many, and therefore the population finds a way to become self-limiting. This hypothesis is supported by virtually no evidence – homosexuality has been observed in populations at the same frequency during population shortages, stasis, and surpluses. (Hatchwell 1988) Further, this same frequency has been observed both in the wild and in zoos, suggesting that it probably is not an environmental impulse that causes these animals to engage in homosexual behavior. (Bidstrup 2000)

It seems, after all, that this “abomination” against nature actually enjoys much prevalence among nature. From our closest biological cousins to various birds, homosexuality and bisexuality not only are apparent, it is in some cases a common and encouraged form of behavior. As Bruce Bagemihl notes in his book, Biological Exuberance, “The world is, indeed, teeming with homosexual, bisexual and transgendered creatures of every stripe and feather . . . From the Southeastern Blueberry Bee of the United States to more than 130 different bird species worldwide, the 'birds and the bees,' literally, are queer.” The question of “is homosexuality natural?” can finally be laid to rest with this new research that is emerging on animal homosexuality. It is so common, so evident in so many different populations and under so many different circumstances, nobody familiar with the research can continue to claim that it is unnatural. Indeed, by the very definition of what is natural, homosexuality and bisexuality certainly are.



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Sunday, March 16, 2008

The greatest fraud perpetrated on mankind

People think they're cool when they walk around with shirts that scream "HOLLISTER" at you in giant letters across their chest and asses (or Abercrombie, or Aeropostale, etc.) What they don't realize is that they're actually paying to be a marketing tool. When did it come to the point that the only way to be cool is to have the right name plastered across your shirt? I mean, if you made the exact same shirt as one of those piece of shit, overpriced Hollister shirts and took away the giant advertisement, it would cease to be fashionable anymore. Why? Because we let other people dictate to us what is fashionable. 

I have to say, though, whoever first got the idea is a genius. Somebody, some day just said "fuck it" to their marketing team, and came up with the crazy idea that they were going to actually get people to pay them to walk around and advertise their clothes. How? Make shirts with giant slogans for your company on them and convince people that it's cool. I'm still trying to figure out how they got it to work, but they did. 

This just gives me more encouragement to start a cult. If millions of people can be duped into paying to be marketing drones, I can get at least a few hundred people to pay me thousands of dollars to ensure their continued existence after the world ends in 2012. 

Friday, February 22, 2008

Conspiracies

So I decided I'm going to write a conspiracy theory book/website/make Youtube videos. It amazes me the incompetence of some people and their readiness to accept the most ridiculous of conspiracies/hoaxes/rumors with the slightest bit of information behind it. I'm on this politics forum at the Georgia Varsity Sports Vent (totally fun because it's full of dumb conservative rednecks) and since joining, I've learned that Barack Obama is actually a gay Muslim crackhead who quite possibly is the anti-Christ. Not even joking. 

It was posted the other day that this guy, Larry Sinclair, is claiming to have had gay sex and smoked crack with Obama back in 1999. And as "proof" he's going to take a polygraph test. This, on its face, is stupid. Polygraph agencies claim that they have about a 90% accuracy rate, but this is kind of akin to cigarette companies getting researchers behind them to say that tobacco doesn't cause cancer. Independent, peer-reviewed research by over 400 psychologists gave an average accuracy rate of 61%. Keep in mind that random chance dictates you're going to guess if somebody's lying 50% of the time. So basically polygraphs are a little bit better than guessing. Anyway, I looked into these polygraph claims of his. Turns out, a representative of www.whitehouse.com offered him $10,000 to take the polygraph test, and a $100,000 bonus if he passes it. I did a little background as to the registrar of the website - turns out it's a guy named Dan Parisi who lives in New York. 295 Greenwich Street Suite 184, New York, New York 10007 to be exact. Turns out he runs over 600 other websites full of false, slanderous information about celebrities, politicians, and other people in the public eye. But even in the face of all this evidence that shows that those claims were completely bogus, the dumb impressionable rednecks still wouldn't recant. Amazing. 

So I decided I'm starting a conspiracy theory book about how a bunch of people are conspiring to end the world, and people should give me all their money to build a rocket ship to the Moon so me and all the people who believe me can survive. All I have to do is put in a bunch of stuff about Jews controlling the media, Masonic rituals and a pentagram made by connecting random government offices on a satellite map of Washington D.C., the Rockefeller and Rothschild families, and a few select quotes from the Book of Revelation. First I'll release a poorly edited Youtube video narrated by myself in an overly monotone voice, zoom up on a bunch of grainy photos from 9/11 in Photoshop, and put some old, out of context quotes from Woodrow Wilson floating next to black and white pictures of old people nobody recognizes about the Federal Reserve, and top it off with something about "the Man" or the "New World Order". It's fucking fool-proof. After that I'll start my own website and get all kinds of advertising revenue, release a book and sell it over the internet. I'll say I can only sell it over the internet because publishing agencies and book stores would get shut down by "the Establishment" for selling my book, because everybody knows that "the Establishment" can influence multi-million dollar corporations way easier than they can shut down a website run by a college student. 

So, here's your Kool-Aid, friends. Bottoms up!

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Irony

Am I the only person that finds it ironic that the same people who spend millions of dollars each year on anti-abortion campaigns also argue vehemently against governmental healthcare for children? I mean, we've got the highest infant mortality rate of any modernized country in the world. And lower than a lot of industrializing countries as well. I mean, we're lower than Cuba and Latvia. 

I just find it interesting that you can be SO enthusiastic about keeping a baby through to term, but when it's time to feed, clothe, and nourish that child, you're out the fucking door. I understand the argument against universal healthcare, but I cannot and never will understand the argument about denying healthcare to children. The parents have the ability to "pull themselves up by their own bootstraps" or whatever (never understood that metaphor, by the way, because I have no boots with straps on them nor can somebody actually pull themselves up by straps in the first place) but a child cannot be held accountable for their parents' incompetence. 

People always seem to make the connection that if we have universal healthcare we're automatically a socialist state, as if a single governmental service constitutes socialism. Newsflash: we have plenty of socialized services. Education, water, social security, Medicare, Medicaid, police departments, fire departments, the list goes on and on. People will in turn come back and say "well those aren't sustainable services in the private sector, you can't make a profit." What's more accurate is that those services aren't sustainable if you want to extend them to everybody, like they should be, and like healthcare should be. Obviously we have private schools, private security firms, private insurance, et cetera, which are ALL profitable when you only extend them to a certain sector of an economy. However, these are all services that everybody deserves, and everybody deserves healthcare as well. That's why the government offers those services to all people, and that's why the government should offer healthcare to all people. 

What's also interesting to note is that states with the highest conservative rates and the highest rates of evangelicals nearly uniformly have the highest teen pregnancy rates, the highest divorce rates, and the highest domestic abuse rates. So much for "family values". Massachusetts is the only state with full same-sex marriage, and also has the lowest divorce rate in the entire country. Damn queers, ruining marriage for everybody. 

Every child has a right to life, but let 'em fend for themselves when they're born. If the newborn doesn't like it, they can get off their lazy asses and go get health insurance. 

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Elections and Football

Has anybody noticed that election coverage is eerily similar to play-by-play narration of football games by people like John Madden and Terry Bradshaw? It's all like, "Obama pulled a Virginia sweep and stormed the black voters and GOT A FUCKIN' TOUCHDOWN!!" 

Not really, but you get the point. It's gotten so ridiculous now that they have the same little screens you can draw on that John Madden uses to incoherently draw out any given play. I swear John Madden is either drunk or has had a stroke that was covered up. But I must say Wolf Blitzer is a bit more attractive than John Madden - that werewolf look is hot. Almost like a white-haired Wolverine. 

But anyway, Obama is totally going to rock the rest of the election. He needs roughly 840 delegates to win and there are still about 1700 to be selected. He's been taking states left and right and all he needs is to take about 10% more of the total delegates than Hillary. On the trajectory he's on now, that will be simple. Hillary's putting all her eggs in Texas and Ohio, relying on a Hispanic vote that is starting to turn over to Obama. Interesting note is that Obama actually won among women in the three primaries today and overwhelmingly among black voters. Affluent white voters also tend to go for Obama. Note also that he's taken most of the Southern and Midwest states, so he could very well take Texas and Ohio by a decent margin. Time will tell.

Meanwhile he's ahead in Wisconsin who has a primary next week as well as in Hawaii, where he grew up. About 100 delegates to be selected by those two states. It all keeps adding up...Obama might not even need to win Texas or Ohio, merely to pull about 40-45% of the delegates from there. He seems poised to win the vast majority of the remaining states. 

Si se puede!




Monday, February 11, 2008

About procrastination...

Will finish this blog later. 

Gothic/emo/scene/whatever people and hypocrisy

So why is it that people try to be all "individual" simply by looking different. Clearly, as we all know, the way to be different is TOTALLY based on how you look. I'm unique, original, dark and brooding - you can tell because of the innumerable chains hanging from my pants. I always laugh when people always talk about how "you all look the same"...look in a mirror. You and all of your "gothic" friends look the same. You're just conforming to a different stereotype.

Get the fuck over yourselves. When you break it down, all those "unique" and "original" clothes were designed, marketed, and selected specifically for YOU by the same corporate drones who put out all the Hollister shit long before you found them in Hot Topic. Which leads to another point - your individuality is the same pre-packaged shit that comes out of the same pre-packaged mall as everybody else's. The Hot Topic you bought your shit from is a whopping 75 feet from the American Eagle. So cut all the shit about "the Man" when you're supporting "the establishment" just as much as everybody else, whether you realize it or not. Because any way you slice it, you're still a dumbass for paying $75 for a pair of fucking pants.

Listening to Marilyn Manson/Panic! At the Disco/HIM/Slipknot does not mean you have a unique taste in music. Fuckin' newsflash, people: all these bands have sold millions upon millions of copies. Congratulations, you've joined the exclusive club of about 5 million people, not to mention the untold millions more who just downloaded all the shit illegally and are therefore not counted in the number of people actually having paid for the music.

Now I understand that some of you just like to look a certain way or whatever - fuckin sweet. Right on. But don't try to act like you're any more unique or original than anybody else because of something so shallow as your appearance. Seriously, trying to convince somebody that what you wear somehow makes you any different just makes you look like a giant bag of douche.

Thus ends my observations on how most people regardless of wardrobe are stupid and shallow.